🍪 The Anti-Cookie Policy 🍪
Welcome to the internet, where every single website you visit instantly demands to know your location, your browsing habits, and your deepest, darkest psychological fears just so you can read a recipe for banana bread.
Well, not here!
Here is our official, legally binding, utterly revolutionary Cookie Policy:
- We are collecting absolutely none of your data. Nothing. Zero.
- We are retaining exactly none of your information. If you dropped your digital wallet on this website, we wouldn't even pick it up to see who it belonged to.
- We genuinely do not care who you are. And I mean that in the most loving way possible! You could be a normal human being, or you could be three squirrels in a trench coat trying to learn how to aggressively day-trade. We. Do. Not. Care.
Our entire corporate ethos—our singular, driving mission—is simply that you have fun. That's it! No tracking pixels, no targeted ads for that dehumidifier you mentioned out loud near your phone one time, just unadulterated fun.
Now, because it frankly feels like a crime to talk this much about cookies and not actually deliver any, we have provided the only kind of cookie you should ever accept on the internet.
Please direct your attention to the majestic gif below.
Look at him. Look at the pure, unbridled, crumb-scattering joy. That is the energy we are bringing to this website. Enjoy the cookies, and please, for the love of everything, just go have some fun!